Peaps,

I'm pretty sure that no one is reading this anymore...but if you are, cudos. Mr. Saturday Night Special K is getting depressed because he's been a drunken piece of shit lately. He's managed to pass his drawing class, which he needed to graduate with, and fail his English class, one that there should have been no way he failed. Luckily, his teacher's one cool chick and she's allowed him to write a four page paper on Rhetoric in Popular Culture using an artifact...not really sure what that is...we'll figure it out. Anywho, check the MoA website because there'll be new music. And Kyle is still single, ladies!